Call me any nickname you want, my favorite things are Dangan ronpa, aus (obviously) and terrible cgi shark movies. I really like writing so feel free to drop a request in my ask anytime...actually while you're at it just send an ask, I'm just as bored and lonely as you are.
(Sidebar image is mine, the one on the other side was drawn by Kodiakbearr)
Track: Grim Grinning Ghosts (Remix)
I made another one
WOW THI S IS REALLY FUCKING COOL
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
WOOOOOOO SPOOKY CUUUTE!!!
Track: Skeletons On Parade
Candied pumpkins, sweet egg bread
We love rising from the dead
MY FAVORITE SONG FOR MY FAVORITE SEASON
Into each generation a Slayer is born, one girl in all the world, a Chosen One, one born with the strength and skill to hunt the vampires, to stop the spread of their evil blah, blah, blah… I’ve heard it, okay?
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children.
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did.
WHAT THE FUCk
This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.
I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:
Marriage of convenience between Juliet and Mercutio.
Think about it.
Juliet’s parents want her to marry into the Prince’s family. Mercutio is a good compromise between no marriage and Paris.
Mercutio probably won’t get his inheritance if he keeps being HELLA FUCKING GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE so a beard is only a benefit to him.
They would probably get along great rolling their eyes at how adorably stupid Romeo is.
Romeo and Benvolio could get a “bachelor pad” right next to Juliet and Mercutio’s house. Every night, Romeo and Mercutio high five as they hop the fence to go bang their one true love.
The second half of the play is just all of them trying to keep up the charade and being “THIS CLOSE” to getting caught all the time. But everything ends nicely because true love conquers all.
Everybody wins. Nobody dies.
PETITION TO MAKE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE COMPULSORY IN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES FROM A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE ENGLISH SPEAKERS ARE LAZY ASSWIPES WHO EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND NEVER BOTHER EVEN LEARNING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.
Actually, most of us would love speak another language but our education system sucks so we literally learn 4 words. It’s not because we are all lazy.
look……this sfm is done we can watch it in its full glory
shit demo we cant take you anywhere
I think it’s time for this to start making the rounds again.
Woo, I edited my blog a little
Also I’m probably gonna try and get back into the swing of sprite editing and do Halloween edits for each of the dr kids (and maybe even the lil dr:ae ones if someone’s ripped the sprites in a reasonable amount of time)
- there’s a long ass train and we’ve been waiting for it to pass for twenty minutes and you’re leaning out of the window of your car yelling at it so i’ll make some polite conversation au
- i’m somewhere past drunk and decidedly lost and you’re a kindly local on a nighttime outing au
- i ran away from home and knocked on the wrong door but you want to take me in anyway au
- waiting in a holding cell together for our friends to bail us out and you’re unexpectedly cool au
- are they staring at me or staring into the space around me i can’t tell and it’s intimidating au
- i come here when i want to be alone and i didn’t think anyone knew about it so where the hell did you come from au
- met you at a bar but it turns out you’re a soldier and you’re getting shipped into combat tomorrow au
- gave a running hug to the wrong person at the airport and knocked you to the ground au
- i’m a government worker and i had to seduce you for a case but i’m starting to like you legitimately au
- you came to look at the puppies i have for sale and you’re so into it that i can’t help but kneel down and help you assess them au
- walking between my s.o and you and i grabbed the wrong damn hand au
- called the wrong number and confessed my love to you in a sappy way before you could get a word in au
- we were studying across from each other in the library not acknowledging each other for hours and you passed out and fell onto my book so i’m screwed au
- Accidentally “parkoured” through your window and I have to pay you back but I’m dead broke au
- You get stuck in the weirdest places au
- Got plastered at a Halloween party but I met you and I’m kinda in love but I don’t remember your name so now I have to find you through hazy memories and a kiss au
- It’s a rainy day and I see you get get side-splashed by a car and I’m laughing so hard until I get hit too au
- Hey you! yes you! Pretend to be my S.O. to piss off my dad au
- "I’m sorry I was too mesmerized by you to see the pole. What do ya mean I’m bleeding?" au
- Random Karaoke partner night and we sound heavenly together au
- We’re new next door neighbors whose roofs out the window are close enough to have a little patio
- Drunkenly sold my soul to a demon and now I’m their bitch but this might be not so bad au
- The train is always crowded and I don’t mind if you sit on my lap even if we sit like this for a month au
- I did not know I had a piercing fetish before you au
- Airport messed up so now we’re the only two passengers on the plane au
- You’re so beautiful I did a spit-take. All over you. Hi my name’s embarrassing idiot why don’t I pay for the laundry au
- I caught a home-run ball can you sign it for me please au
- You’re an Angel and I’m a Demon and we met while hiding in human form and I love you au
- We got knocked down a hill by a car accident and we’re not in too good shape but rescue’s coming in a day…or 3 au
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE ARE FUCKING PERFECT
MORE AU IDEAS FOR YOUR OTP
- nervous flyer and random seat mate AU
- cyclist saves pedestrian who wandered onto the bike path AU
- optometrist and patient AU
- met in the veterinarian’s waiting room AU
- your voice sounds just like my phone sex operator’s voice AU
- met on an embarrassing singles cruise AU
- fender bender AU
- seated together at a family-style restaurant and everyone thinks they’re a couple already AU
- took your suitcase from the airport baggage claim on accident AU
- met at a family reunion but not related to each other AU
- studying abroad AU
- your kid hates my kid AU
- cutie working the drive-thru AU
- foster parent and social worker AU
- manager at a no-tell motel and frequent room renter AU (bonus points: assumed they’re a sex worker AU)