Call me any nickname you want, my favorite things are Dangan ronpa, aus (obviously) and terrible cgi shark movies. I really like writing so feel free to drop a request in my ask anytime...actually while you're at it just send an ask, I'm just as bored and lonely as you are.
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(just bear with me it could take a bit)
DEM ARMSTRONG GURLS………
"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"
Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?
stop making sports anime with boys and make sports anime with girls
make sports anime with girls that don’t involve their breasts jiggling when they stand up and don’t use every possible camera angel to get in panty shots
please make this happen no panty shots or any of that we need legit sports anime with girls
WAIT WAIT! how did sun wukong get into beacon?? he was a stoaway on a fucking ship! being chased by THE POLICE! and ozpin just goes “HERE WELCOME TO OUR HIGHLY PRESTIGIOUS ACADEMY AND YOUR OWN TEAM!” WHAT THE FUCK OZPIN!?
Okay but hear me out
Those abs though.
This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
nah but forreal tho somebody explain this
Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights
thank you car side of tumblr
Ah yes, the flute
that’s a trumpet
this image is quite literally six years old now and that’s wild to me. there are actual real live human beings younger than this .jpg who are walking and talking unassisted. i feel so old. i feel death approaching. will i sleep? will i dream?
Old 4chan memes are so incomprehensible now. Matthew and I were just talking about this last night, I was describing a Hot Topic in 2003. “It was a simpler, more ancient time,” I said, “When a meme had a real longetivity to it. Years and years. And when somebody understood the bizarre reference, it was actually really cool, like: Yeah! We’re both internet weirdos! High-five! Now I see something funny and I’m already immediately exhausted by it, because tomorrow it’ll be on the Ellen show and my grandma will share it on facebook, and next week you can buy it on t-shirts at Urban Outfitters, and six months from now it’s going to be in a bunch of parody movie trailers. By the time South Park gets it in their show six days later it’s stale. It won’t go quietly into the night like ‘I’ma chargin mah lazers’ — an honorable death, at the highest it could go. It just immediately is sold and consumed and fucking awful. Immediately. And then it’s dead, before it even happened.”
i cannot fucking believe capitalism and consumerism ruined memes. of all things. memes. it fucking baffles me how the world could come to this. god help us all.
My friend was telling me about a d&d campaign he played once where the DM had been working on the campaign for weeks to make this massive quest to defeat all the evil creatures and the following exchange took place in game
"You’ve come to the massive pitch swamp where the evil resides. Where will you go next?"
"So wait, all the things we’re fighting are in the pitch swamp?"
"So like… Everything in the swamp is evil right?"
"Is there any good thing in the swamp?"
"Like… There is no good thing at all in the swamp, right? The whole swamp is pitch and everything in it is evil?"
"Yes yes literally everything in the swamp is evil and the swamp is entirely pitch now play"
"Awesome! I light my torch and throw it into the pitch and leave"
There’s some ships you ship… that have massive amounts of shippers right along with you. Then there’s the ships… those ships you have that are near and dear to your heart where you’re in a fucking canoe with like… four other people.
Koujaku pretending to be straight for the 1,4397,78435th time
the adventures of nohomojaku
[imagines a character in the hands of better writers]
[imagines a scenario in the hands of better writers]
[imagines a whole show and concept in the hands of better writers]